Lying Liars. I lied. Lies.

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[caption id="attachment_118" align="aligncenter" width="300" caption="Creepy as shit. And so hot inside that mask."]Creepy as shit. And so hot inside that mask.[/caption]

When I said "the point is, I’m not striped and I drink Bushmills a lot," what I meant is I'm going to get drunk and wear a really creepy (striped) zebra mask. And drink Jameson and Fernet out of a BROWN PAPER BAG. WTF is wrong with me?

Related: burger and beer at the Pork Store (at 11am). On a one way train to barftown.

Look! I'm a hung over piece of shit.

Now I'm off to a Giants game to drink more beer and take a nap. Baseball, I don't even care. I look like a complete asshole, check it out.

Someone stole my digital camera and iPod last night. That shit is weak. WEAK. But I suppose what goes around comes around. Because I scored some sweet glasses. Hear that, Micah? I have your glasses. I made that shit my glasses.

[caption id="attachment_121" align="alignleft" width="300" caption="I totally stole Micah's glasses. He will never get them back."]I totally stole Micah's glasses. He will never get them back.[/caption]


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