iPod Fans

If you're new to my blog, then you should scroll right to the bottom, and read the posts in a bottom to top order, cos that's how they go in date order, and the first one explains a lot :)  Or don't, it doesn't really affect me either way, I just thought it might give you a little more insight.  FINE, don't then.  Who the fu*k am I arguing with...

ANYWAY, I digress,  have you heard these new knife crime plans?  Some goverment bint has decided that taking knife crime offenders, so people who STAB people, to see STABBING victims IN hospital - is a GOOD idea.  If you've just been knifed, and had your wallet, phone and ipod and/or even your car, nicked by some pikey twat in a tracksuit - who are the LAST people you're gonna wanna see as you lay in your hospital bed in pain where the knife went in and damaged your kidney, which they then had to remove so you can't drink anymore, and also bored because you don't have an ipod to listen too, a wallet with money in to buy a newspaper, or a phone to contact your mates with?  How about a big group of pikeys in tracksuits who like to knife people?!?!  To make matters worse they're also lead by some patronising twat who wants you to beleive this truely sickening experience, is good for these people.  As if you give a flying rats ass what's good for them!!!!  How about knifing them, and taking their wallet, phone, ipod and/or car?  Not that they could afford those things after spending all your money they'd stolen, and got for your ipod, phone and/or car, on smack.  AH!! That's clearly the answer!  Just give them free smack!  Give them even to overdose them and there you go, problem solved in one fell swoop.

And another thing.  I was watching some crap police program the other night, Road Wars I think it was on Sky 3.  The police pulled this hippy looking twat in an old Supra, which was untaxed.  He then lied to the police, and wasted what would've been in real life (it was edited on the TV with some adverts in it heh) at least 20-30 minutes of police time, trying to give them fake names etc.  When he did finally give up his name because the copper threatened to arrest him, it turned out he didn't even have a licence.  So, no tax, no licence, no insurance - easy, when he turns up in court, big fine and crappy sentence that's far from harsh enough.  No, despite the police car camera evidence, the police statements and evidence etc, and what would have certainly been a guilty plea for a lesser sentence, and the fact it was all recorded by a TV crew AND put on TV - the case was dismissed because the CPS didn't offer any evidence!!  What the fu*k?!  Did they just forget?!  Millions of people by now will have seen that episode of Road Wars, as it's an old repeat, and even they all now know this guy is guilty, yet the CPS, Ooooooh not the CPS, they obviously didn't beleive their own eyes so they decided to let it slide...  And these government types wonder why people do petty crime and re-offend.

But it's not all bad on TV tonight!  The Gadget Show told me a £3,000 Pioneer TV was better than a £600 Phillips one.  Thanks, I'd never have thought that before.  And then later on, I was watching News 24 and this zoo in germany, has 24 white lions, one of them just had 3 babies (which are included in the 24), and they can't be returned to the wild cos of their colour.  I'm not sure why that it, presumably because they couldn't hide to hunt and stuff I guess.  But they have 24 now, surely, they're gonna keep breeding (and dying) and they're gonna end up with shit loads of them?  So I figure, then they could just release them all somewhere that doesn't have lions...  Like wales.  Give WALES a lion population.  Then at least going to see the Lions would give people a reason to actually go into Wales of their own free will!  Or another option I so brilliantly came up with was wait till they have loads, like hundreds.  By that time, the number of real Lions in the wild might have gone down and they could take over!  The would be a war between the two sets of lions and if the white ones out numbered them, they'd win!  Perhaps just release them all where there is a small lion population, just to give them an easy first victory, you know, just in case the number of normal wild lions hadn't just randomly dropped...  It'd be like Scotland trying to invade England again.  Although hopefully without the England metaphor doing what England did, and killing all those who disagreed...  Because then there would be no white lions.  Unless they all just worked together, and played to their strengths - the white ones could act as a diversion, whilst the yellow ones crept up and caught the prey by surprise! 

Anyway, it's possible I'm rambling, I think it's time for me to stop typing heh.  Ciao for now...